Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Phil Bronstein: Stilll as Clueless.
Always the first one to jump to hasty conclusions (if it involves a Democrat), Phil Bronstein delights in a potential Al Gore sex story.
Did Al Gore really sexually attack a masseuse?
Note the question mark, as in: Phil has no clue, but let's rush to smear first, and we'll check later.
Phil post mentions: Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Elliott Spitzer, John Edwards, and NO REPUBLICAN. Because it's well known that it's Democrat who want to rule YOUR sex lives and who preach family values and who are sanctimonious about sanctity of marriage.
In real life, Phil ignores Republican sex scandal, because they expose them as phony hypocrites, and Phil can't let that happen. Ever.
Quote: Am I aiding and abetting tabloid fiction by blogging about this?
Yes, of course.
...Or giving a heads up about another actual scoop by the often ridiculed rag that some people thought should have won a Pulitzer for the Edwards story?
They give Pulitzer for sex stories from retired politicians not running for anything? No they don't, Phil, sorry, the only reward for those sex stories is your drooling (Phil never got a Pulitzer, so not a surprise he's unclear on the concept).
Writes Phil: The Clinton presidency seems doomed to swim around in a swamp of stains and DNA testing.
Clinton delivered peace and prosperity.
There is an oil spill in the gulf, worst environmental disaster ever arguably, enabled by the gutting of MMS and the mismanagement of Bush's administration by and for Big Oil. Does Phil write: The Bush presidency seems doomed to swim around in a swamp of oil stains and corruption?
No, Phil does not care. But reliving the 90s through the Monica Lewinsky prism, oh yeah, that's what matters.
Please shut down the Chron.
Did Al Gore really sexually attack a masseuse?
Note the question mark, as in: Phil has no clue, but let's rush to smear first, and we'll check later.
Phil post mentions: Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Elliott Spitzer, John Edwards, and NO REPUBLICAN. Because it's well known that it's Democrat who want to rule YOUR sex lives and who preach family values and who are sanctimonious about sanctity of marriage.
In real life, Phil ignores Republican sex scandal, because they expose them as phony hypocrites, and Phil can't let that happen. Ever.
Quote: Am I aiding and abetting tabloid fiction by blogging about this?
Yes, of course.
...Or giving a heads up about another actual scoop by the often ridiculed rag that some people thought should have won a Pulitzer for the Edwards story?
They give Pulitzer for sex stories from retired politicians not running for anything? No they don't, Phil, sorry, the only reward for those sex stories is your drooling (Phil never got a Pulitzer, so not a surprise he's unclear on the concept).
Writes Phil: The Clinton presidency seems doomed to swim around in a swamp of stains and DNA testing.
Clinton delivered peace and prosperity.
There is an oil spill in the gulf, worst environmental disaster ever arguably, enabled by the gutting of MMS and the mismanagement of Bush's administration by and for Big Oil. Does Phil write: The Bush presidency seems doomed to swim around in a swamp of oil stains and corruption?
No, Phil does not care. But reliving the 90s through the Monica Lewinsky prism, oh yeah, that's what matters.
Please shut down the Chron.
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